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  • Multimedia
    Oct 4, 12:21 PM
    I'm afraid the new Intel Apple is going to be the same as the old PPC Apple.

    Apple, (in the past), always blamed slow implementation of new processors and long shipping wait times on low Motorola or IBM processor yields.

    Now Apple doesn't have the same excuse with Intel but I bet we don't see a Merom MBP or an Octo-MacPro until MacWorld SF or later.

    Anyone taking bets!I'm not betting. But I think the C2D MB & MBPs will come out before Thanksgiving November 23. I can see them holding out on the Dual Clovertown Mac Pro for dramatic purposes in the January 9 SteveNote. But they will be a full two months behind the shipping date if they do, which would confirm your fear which I can fully understand.

    Seems like they have not figured out how to turn on a dime or have make a conscious decision to not try and keep up with the latest ASAP and just poke along to the beat of their own weird drum. I feel a little bit hostage to their slow release pace. But perhaps we can't really understand what goes on behind the curtain and should cut them more slack. :)

    After all, they were spot on with the rapid release of the C2D iMacs a month ago. Maybe we're all being irrationally and prematurely impatient.





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  • pondosinatra
    May 2, 03:47 PM
    Weird, I don't know anyone who owns a truck. But that's irrelevant anyway. You can't really think that there are as many trucks as there are automobiles around. :)

    Apparently you've never been to Calgary...





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  • Squozen
    Jan 6, 05:33 AM
    Many thanks for this. I'll make sure to be extra busy at work to avoid finding out anything about it, and come home to a (hopefully) nicely-streaming keynote.





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  • skunk
    Apr 21, 11:57 AM
    Mostly I was explaining that you really aren't moving the post vote by 2.But you aren't. You are moving it by 2. And it's inconsistent.

    I just clicked your "down" arrow and it went from 0 to -2. Is that 1 or 2 in your math?





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  • Messy
    Apr 26, 10:13 AM
    I don't read into the results as you might have. This doesn't seem to show manipulation in any of the areas of this photo that are contested and news-worthy. I see an image that has been reproduced and resaved maybe a handful of times before it reached distribution here...

    Anyone have any guesses at the extra icons depicted in that folder? The last may be the new facetime, but what of the two before that?

    It suggests that the folders have been manipulated, additionally looking at the pixel width and height they are not uniform, suggesting stretching.

    Theres also no real reason why it should be a grainy image, even if taken with a camera phone.





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  • twoodcc
    Dec 26, 01:14 PM
    well of course i'd love for this to be true, but i doubt it





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  • xparaparafreakx
    Mar 24, 01:21 AM
    A bunch of ********* kids I'm guessing. "Oh, lets steal the $400 Xbox instead of the $1500 TV or the laptop." What is this world coming to??

    Back when I was about 8, we were jacked. However it was our house and the house next to us. We lost all of our console GAMES, the system still there. The other house lost their console SYSTEM, the games still there. Its nice to know that the world has not changed 10 years later.





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  • darh
    Sep 12, 08:30 AM
    http://www.apple.com/de/quicktime/win.html

    bottom left of page


    ow plz everyone, read the thread!:(





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  • pmhacker
    Apr 29, 09:47 PM
    I hate the changes. I actually liked the slider. Graphically it was much nicer and obviously would work better with a future touch screen.

    I wish they would have gotten rid of that horrible faux leather top on ical.





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  • ABG
    Apr 8, 08:03 AM
    Applaud the choice! Type or specs?

    Thanks. Its just a standard Audi TT Roadster 2.0TFSI Black Edition.
    Bose sound system and 19" Anthracite alloys are the main extras over the S-Line.





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  • twoodcc
    Apr 11, 03:26 PM
    well i'm about to leave my apartment tonight again for the next 2 months. this time i'll only be 2 hours away, so i can come back on the weekends if something messes up again. we'll see.

    oh, and i had to restart my VM before i left to take out the -oneunit flag, and guess what, i lost that unit! it was 96% complete!

    i'm so mad right now :mad:





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  • iMattcotv
    Mar 17, 05:57 PM
    Peoplle hated Paris Hilton too and look how not she was...

    Fixed.

    PS: You should enable auto-correct.





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  • gekko513
    Aug 2, 02:47 AM
    Lyra, your tone is condescending. Calling Scandinavian laws "perverted" tells us that you're single minded to begin with and that your points can't be taken seriously.

    I'll still address the point you make about the size of the Scandinavian market. The total population of the Scandinavian countries are 18.9 million. The total population of the USA is 296 million. The size of the Scandinavian market is only 6.4% of the size of the US market, but if Apple pulls out it's still lost income, potentially up to a couple of percent of what Apple makes in the US if you count loss of sales of music and the domino effect that will cause loss of sales of iPods and Macs.

    Of course Apple can survive without the Scandinavian market, but why give up potential profit for nothing except stubbornness?





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  • netcastle
    Jan 8, 10:21 PM
    This is what I hope:

    A mac mini tower (basically a mini with more room for ram, 3.5" SATA slots, and better graphics) because I need one.

    iPhone SDK

    Ultra thin Macbook announcement

    Something to do with the @TV and Blu-ray





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  • Half Glass
    Jan 9, 05:12 PM
    The keynote has been posted

    rtsp://a2047.v1412b.c1412.g.vq.akamaistream.net/5/2047/1412/1_h264_350/1a1a1ae555c531960166df4dbc3095c327960d7be756b71b49aa1576e344addb3ead1a497aaedf11/8848125_1_350.mov





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  • deannnnn
    May 3, 10:24 PM
    I'll buy one when it gets a capacitive pressure based screen/stylus (Like the HTC Flyer)

    You're getting negative votes on your post just because people here know that Apple will never do that, but I think I have to agree with you. I mean I own the iPad 1 now and love it, but I'd love it even more if I could write on it with a pen. It would be amazing for taking notes. I can't take notes by typing on the thing, I still have to bring a notebook (as in an actual notebook, made of paper lol) or my MacBook.





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  • iBug2
    Apr 29, 02:12 PM
    And people kept telling me that OSX and iOS weren't going to merge in any meaningful manner for years ahead, if ever. Yeah right. I'd bet the one after this has them nearly fully merged and I mean towards iOS for the most part. OSX will be dumbed down to the lowest common brain cell and you won't be able to get free/open software anymore. It'll have to come through the App Store or not at all. Wait and see. That is the point I'll be moving on.

    This will happen eventually, but not just with Apple. All commercial OS's will go "closed". But not in 2-3 years, more like 10-15 or so. Your only chance for an open OS will be stuff like Linux then.

    Anyway, I've already said too much. :)





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  • Naimfan
    May 4, 02:40 PM
    If guns are so important to society, why is it taboo to have an adult conversation about their impact on that society?

    That is an EXCELLENT question.





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  • noservice2001
    Oct 10, 04:45 PM
    6g?





    timerollson
    Apr 13, 02:54 PM
    Asstel: When you just got's ta get that booty...

    Reminds of that commercial for "Aciphex" (pronounced ASS EFFECTS).





    kresh
    Oct 31, 02:52 PM
    What on Earth are you talking about? What are people stealing in the Arn's summary? The modified code isn't capable of running OS X, and until they closed the source, Darwin worked on most generic x86 platforms anyway.

    Someone fixes a lack of functionality that existed in previous public versions and you call it "stealing"? WTF?

    Because they fixed it with the intent to use it with Aqua. They will be stealing Aqua. I sincerely doubt anyone will go through the trouble just for command line only.

    Even the blogger that was mentioned has a screen shot of Aqua running. There's the theft for ya :)





    mdriftmeyer
    Apr 29, 06:35 PM
    Where do people get the idea that scrollbars have changed? :confused:
    They're just like they were before the update.

    They don't read the forum completely before they comment.





    tim916
    Sep 28, 07:40 PM
    Oh i'm sure there will be LOTS of technology in the house.

    I bet he'll be able to control everything via an app on his iPhone.

    The house itself doesn't need to be HUGE. He can still apply a lot of technology into the house making it worth millions!

    I'd wager that Jobs will avoid putting superfluous technology into the house. We know he loves simple and existing home control systems are usually anything but.

    Filling a home wilth complex technology can actually have a negative effect on a home's value because it requires expensive servicing and, of course, becomes obsolete very quickly.





    Chundles
    Sep 12, 03:14 AM
    I just tried to imagine an Apple event night without the omnipresence of Chundles and my brain broke.

    Never going to happen. Just wait till 2am when my posts become even more incoherent than usual.

    EDIT - Don't everybody else do what conditionals just tried to do. A few people did it last Tuesday night and we broke the internet.



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